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shminky dinky 

threesome (2 guys one girl) one guy comes into a girls mouth, the girl spits cum onto the other guys dick and then gets fucked by said dick
dude last night was so fucking awesome my girl let me perform a shminky dinky on her!
shminky dinky by miney bands October 18, 2022
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Shrinky Dink 

The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller
Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!
Shrinky Dink by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009
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Shrinky Dink 

when you get out of the shower and your dick shrinks
I stepped out of the shower and looked down and noticed that i had a shrinky dink.
Shrinky Dink by Sammy Ferguson September 20, 2004

Chinese Shrinky Dink 

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.
After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

shrinky dink 

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.
He must be on his shrinky dink, he's acting like a biotch.
shrinky dink by JeStKa October 23, 2010

Shrinky Dink 

A device that is placed over the penis in order to shrink it.
Shrinky dinks don't sell that good in China because they don't make them that small :)
Shrinky Dink by SM3393 January 9, 2009

Shmink dink

what you call a guy named Ryan because they think it’s slink-dink.
Ryan: slink dink
Me: no doofus it’s shmink dink
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