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A-The coolest of Cool Stuff

B-The sweetest of sweet people.
This weed is shmanky, shmanky.
Shmanky by Evan Gunthner October 22, 2003
Words you can keep
Slang for a penis. Similar to "shlong." A big girthy cock.
Fred whipped out his Shmanky and scared the hell outta Andrea.
Shmanky by Big ol' Cack June 8, 2014
Related Words
Having a good time.
Me and the homies were so Shmanky last night.
Shmanky by ZaEnjoyer December 20, 2023
A name meaning newborn with extra swag, drip, and has an elite style of dressing.
"ima name my firstbrorn shmunky" ~ Yeat
shmunky by AhmEad salmah January 12, 2022
An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.
A wooden plank is quite Shlanky
Shlanky by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023
A high-powered bitch slap. Most effective when the right hand is kissed before slapping.
Vanessa was being annoying so Jp gave her a good ol' fashioned Shmanko.
Shmanko by J-Fla$h July 24, 2008
Thank You for those bored with the stereotypical abreviation thnx or ty, or tnx. A non carbon copy word that is actually interesting.
hey i submitted it to urban dictionary.. shmanks
Shmanks by i finally got a name February 28, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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