by jiujitsujack August 09, 2009
I'm not putting a definition of MMA. I just wanted to say that Charley Bravo guy with the number 8 definition is fucking retarted and if he wants to see some MMA i'll gladly beat the shit out of him
Charley Bravo: MMA is poorly executed shit
Me: What motherfucker! What! (Huge kick to the head putting his lights out) What now bitch!
Me: What motherfucker! What! (Huge kick to the head putting his lights out) What now bitch!
by jiujitsujack August 09, 2009
-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things
-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit
-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit
-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
by jiujitsujack August 09, 2009
When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning
Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?
Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!
Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump
Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*
Guy # 1: . . . . damn
Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!
Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump
Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*
Guy # 1: . . . . damn
by jiujitsujack August 23, 2009
I was about to nail this girl last night but when i pulled her panties off i could see that she had the heebe jeebes
by jiujitsujack August 08, 2009
The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller
by jiujitsujack August 08, 2009
bro + bashing
-The act of randomly teasing your friends about every single thing you can think of, no matter how insignificant it is.
-No matter if it's good or bad. If it's good you find a way to make it bad
-You may often find one particular thing to hate on them for and then make everything they do somehow related to that thing, so then you can tease them
-After all the teasing is done, you're always still cool with each other. Cause thats how broshing works!
-The act of randomly teasing your friends about every single thing you can think of, no matter how insignificant it is.
-No matter if it's good or bad. If it's good you find a way to make it bad
-You may often find one particular thing to hate on them for and then make everything they do somehow related to that thing, so then you can tease them
-After all the teasing is done, you're always still cool with each other. Cause thats how broshing works!
"Dude you got a new hat!"
"I bet he got it from his gay lover!"
"Yeah, he sucks penis!!"
"Dude we are so broshing him!!!!"
"I bet he got it from his gay lover!"
"Yeah, he sucks penis!!"
"Dude we are so broshing him!!!!"
by jiujitsujack September 06, 2009