Definitions by jiujitsujack

broshing 

bro + bashing

-The act of randomly teasing your friends about every single thing you can think of, no matter how insignificant it is.

-No matter if it's good or bad. If it's good you find a way to make it bad

-You may often find one particular thing to hate on them for and then make everything they do somehow related to that thing, so then you can tease them

-After all the teasing is done, you're always still cool with each other. Cause thats how broshing works!

"Dude you got a new hat!"

"I bet he got it from his gay lover!"

"Yeah, he sucks penis!!"

"Dude we are so broshing him!!!!"

broshing by jiujitsujack September 6, 2009

wally world 

-What complete douche bags refer to walmart as

-The destination of the griswald family in in a classic movie that everyone should see

-Oh, i need to go to wally world. . . *gun fires*

"We're going to wally world kids"!!!

wally world by jiujitsujack August 27, 2009

beer dump 

When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning

Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?

Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!

Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump

Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*

Guy # 1: . . . . damn

beer dump by jiujitsujack August 23, 2009

urban dictonary

Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.

Guy # 1 with no life: I spent all fucking day on the urban dictonary, dude

Guy # 2: Get a life, bro

urban dictonary by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

wham bam thank you mam 

To fuck a girl, quickly leave, and never talk to that dumb broad again

Guy # 1: You still talking to sally?

Guy # 2: HELL NO! It was just a wham bam thank you mam

wham bam thank you mam by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

mma 

I'm not putting a definition of MMA. I just wanted to say that Charley Bravo guy with the number 8 definition is fucking retarted and if he wants to see some MMA i'll gladly beat the shit out of him

Charley Bravo: MMA is poorly executed shit

Me: What motherfucker! What! (Huge kick to the head putting his lights out) What now bitch!

mma by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

Joe Rogan 

-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off

Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?

Joe Rogan by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009