shmex 

"sex" or Shmexual "sexy", relating to something or someone.

if someone is propper hott! they are the Shmex

or if you want to sleep with some one you want to shmex them!

If someone is reffering to their sexual conquests the night before they may say "I had some propper good shmexin goin on last night"

shmex by Embop & Shell November 29, 2005

shmex 

Basically. It can mean anything. It can be used as a adjective or verb. One can use the word Shmex anywhere where one perfers.

"That purse is so shmex!
"I shmexed her last night"
"Your going to germany? That is so shmex"
"oh god, I want to shmex him.

shmex by Fedeshnika February 20, 2007

shmex 

When you accidentally (or purposely) shit while having sexual conflict with another human being

Oh god I think I might have shmexed with Jamie last night

shmex by Godplzkillmeh July 6, 2017

Butt Shmex

A slightly homosexual form of anal sex, (See Anal Sex). It usually ends up in some form of anal pleasuring or anal fondling.

Aaron: I was giving her a good helping of butt shmex and she loved it.
Matt: Oh yea! Thats fucking hot (sarcastically said).
Chris: Thats fucked up. (Blunt comment)

Butt Shmex by The Home Boys December 16, 2010

Birthdai Shmex 

when someone has Shmexy has sex or "Shmex" on there birthday.

Joe: "hey cindy. its mah Birthday!"
Cindy: "Oh happy birthday!"
Joe: "so you wanna have sum Birthdai Shmex wit meh"?
Cindy: "OK! i cant wait!"

Birthdai Shmex by Frettve July 27, 2009

shmebulock

is a cool gnomes that throws up rainbows and can do 47,000 spins on the floor in half an hour

not shmebulock:I wish I could spin like shmebulock
not shmebulock:me too :(

shmebulock by hythine lavation August 18, 2016

Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021