shmexican

a mixture between the words shmexy (meaning sexy) and Mexican, making a Shmexican

Jenifer Lopez

that Mexican chick that you know/wish you would fuck, thus a Shmexican

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1. combination of shmexy and mexican
2. a shmexy mexican

Boy 1: Did you see that shmexy mexican?
Boy 2: You mean that shmexican, idiot!

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Swexican

person 1: My mom's Swedish and my dad's Mexican.
person 2: Ahhh! So you must be Swexican!

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A stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but neither wants to do all the work.

My husband and I wanted to have sex last night, but we were both too tired. It was a serious Sexican Standoff.

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When a person cannot be distinguished between a Spaniard or Mexican.

Damien - "Hey Juan, what nationality are you?"
Juan - "My madre is Spanish, but my padre is Mexican."
Damien - "Oh then you are a Spexican."

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An ethnic group of extremely attractive Mexicans; usually a member from Pierce the Veil

Girl 1: *sees Sexican walk by* Fuego <3
Girl 2: VIC, JAIME, TONY, AND MIKE ASdfsjibkn;
Girl 1: *sighs* Sexicans are too attractive for earth

Sexicans by baconlicker December 11, 2013

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person 1: that band pierce the veil is sexy
person 2: duh, they're sexicans

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