shmexpert 

1. One who purports to be an expert, but is not in fact one.
2. A dismissive term for an expert, usually as part of the exclamation ``expert-shmexpert!''

The IT shmexpert confidently said there was no way to export records from the database, but Joe proved him wrong with a couple of mouse-clicks.

shmexpert by Syed Ali November 29, 2007

sexpert 

The expert on everything sexual, or having to do with sex.

boy 1: who can ask about sex?
boy 2: ask John, he's a sexpert!

sexpert by csexpert November 12, 2010

sexpert 

a person that is very good and know a lot about sex.

That lady on the Sunday Night Sex Show is a sexpert.

sexpert by Sean Weston October 9, 2003

sexpert 

Someone who has studied, or knows much about sex. This is the kind of person you can go to for advice, tips and tricks.

Sally: Man, I'm thinking about screwing my boyfriend. What do you think?
Catherine: Don't ask me, ask Kate the sexpert.

sexpert by Kater tots September 14, 2007

schmexpert 

New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.

"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."

schmexpert by Laguna Pete August 27, 2006

sexpert 

Someone who is an expert at sex and sexual topics.

My girlfriend and I were having issues with our sex life and got advice from a sexpert.

sexpert by dougf March 16, 2009

sexpertise 

an expertise in sex. You can use this word to describe the knowledge someone has about sex.

We all love my friend Noelle for her sexpertise. You should go to her for advice.

sexpertise by katie/kdegz December 29, 2005