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Schmetterling

A German, an American, and a Frenchman are having lunch. They are taking turns complimenting the beauty of each other's languages. The American says "I love the delicacy of French! Like your word for butterfly: "papillon". The word "papillon" is so delicate - just like a butterfly!" The Frenchman answers "And I love the playfulness of English: like "butterfly"! It sounds just like a butterfly if you change the letters around: "flutter-by". Such a beautiful word.

There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"
Schmetterling by Randonym July 25, 2018

shmeater 

I walked in and his shmeater was out.
shmeater by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

schmetterling

In English, 'butterfly' sounds warm, and kinda tasty (see 'butternut' and 'butter popcorn'). In French, 'le papillon' sounds, well, typically French and limp-wristed. In German, DER SCHMETTERLING sounds like something that could do you serious damage. It sounds like it would casually flap towards your face, then slap you in it with its 10" schlong. Not to be fucked with.
"Hey man, did you see that schmetterling just now?"
"Yeah, my face still hurts."

"Don't make me call the schmetterlings to sort you out."
schmetterling by SOTBS October 24, 2009

shmutter 

Clothes - usually a coat. Comes from the yiddische word for 'rags'
Look at my new shmutter
shmutter by Tim Wells September 8, 2003

shmoette 

Noun.

A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.

Pronounced Shh-moe-et
Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
shmoette by Aiden Jennings September 8, 2006

Shetterly 

The act of being a chimo/pedaphile and trying to fuck girls half your age
Craig saw Emily and became a shetterly
Shetterly by Ol trov May 31, 2016