shmoette 

Noun.

A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.

Pronounced Shh-moe-et

Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?

shmoette by Aiden Jennings September 8, 2006

shmette 

The act of having a small sized penis

That boy has a shmette sized penis .

shmette by theylovesophiia November 26, 2016

shmotted 

Smashed and got it. In other words you had sex wit another person

Oh shit you shmotted that

shmotted by shmad squad November 7, 2010

SOMOette Party 

SOMOette stands for she only marry once. A play on the traditional bachelorette party, a SOMOette party is more sophisticated, yet less classy than its predecessor. Started in 2013 these parties often include copious amounts of alcohol, overdoses of Vitamin D, limited food intake, pillow fights, group bathroom outings, and failed attempts at physical activity among numerous other festivities that are more than likely forgotten.

Sam's SOMOette party was so legit, I wish I remembered how great it was.

SOMOette Party by Master SOMOette Thrower March 27, 2013

Shmetted

Absolutely wrecked, destroyed, done for.

Kyle: what happened to Andy?

DMoe: he got shmetted…
Kyle: How bad ??

Sam: He got absolutely shmothed

Kyle: damn slime….

Shmetted by Ran2ccio December 19, 2025