shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

hotdog shmeater

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

by gaysssasss December 23, 2023

Schmeater

I word used in rating a monstrous mega schlong ding dong by Mr. Mulch#8605

Nice Schmeater

by Skyeetee August 18, 2021

sheater

sheater:- means shit eater. Someone who eats "shit"
You see a shit. You pick it up. You put it in your mouth. You chew it. You swallow it. You throw it back up.

Yo ma is a sheater!! She eats shit!

by Adam Grant May 18, 2008

Shmeter Peter

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

by Shmater August 3, 2018

elder-shmelter

Opposite of cougar

Playboys are elder-shmelters

by jah-mez June 20, 2013