Shmet

A small penis

Bryan has a shmet

by Shmit March 11, 2018

shmet

a shmet gey, is the antithesis of "a smart guy" derived from the origins of a small school in the north SHORE. If an individual is stating that another person is a shmet guy, then he/her is probably not to fond of the person.

Legend: yo Taz, u a shmet gey
Taz: Thats not very nice legend

by tazewellhasnofriends July 23, 2018

Shmet

Ugly , disgusting literally any fucking word it's just bad .

No not her , she looks so shmet !
Fuck my hair looks shmet today !

by rreuss69 March 12, 2018

Shmetted

Absolutely wrecked, destroyed, done for.

Kyle: what happened to Andy?

DMoe: he got shmetted…
Kyle: How bad ??

Sam: He got absolutely shmothed

Kyle: damn slime….

by Ran2ccio December 19, 2025