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Knee Shuffler 

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.
Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?

Sheffered 

To be screwed over by your co-worker; To be affected negatively by a co-worker that makes you contemplate suicide
“Dude, when I got on shift today I found out I got Sheffered by Sheffer! I’m going to kill myself
Sheffered by Tester Testorino March 3, 2020
Someone in a minimum wage job with no prospects. So-called because of the snail paced speed they shuffle from one task to another. The only time they move at any speed is when going to their breaks or leaving work. Usually employed in the cleaning and fast-food industries
*door 20 yards away is heard opening*
*2 minutes later*

A: I thought I heard that door open
B: Yeah I called for a cleaner, it'll be one of the shufflers, give it another minute or so
shuffler by Iain1977 February 22, 2008

Shuffleromancy 

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer
Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!
Shuffleromancy by Heloise July 23, 2008

Wesley Sheffer 

A former kicker who constantly screamson the hop” at you and calls all go’s every play
Oh shit Wesley Sheffer is coming we better run on the hop
Wesley Sheffer by MediocreStacks November 15, 2018

Diplomatic Shuffler 

A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.
Hey RoughToy who is that diplomatic shuffler who keeps sending me messages?