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shmental 

paranoid; crazy;

someone who needs to know everything
That really short kid over there is extremely shmental

jeez, I am going shmental.

Person 1: I have seen every episode ever of Cheap seats
Person 2: You are so shmental

You are a shmental face.
shmental by Adam shmental face September 8, 2005
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Shmentai 

A common word used by parts of the Nuxtaku community including lord Nuxinor himself. Shmentai describes a genre of Anime in which the content is for avid anime consoeurs, and people who like to appreciate anime characters for their looks.
"I love to watch Shmentai when i'm home alone."
Shmentai by MemeyDreamy#2 March 30, 2020
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Schmental 

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.
The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.
Schmental by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005

Semental 

Spanish/Mexican slang used by mature Latina mamas worldwide to affectionately refer to their well-endowed younger lovers. Literally meaning stud.

Also used for uncastrated male horses charged with breeding the mares
"To forget about mi hijo Juan's debts, his well-endowed weed dealer Victor, offered to own me sexually for a week. We have our second anniversary today and waiting for our first niña pequeña. Amo a mi semental.~"
Semental by BWCVictor June 2, 2021

shmendall 

A word used in southern Canada to substitute the word poop or shit.
I ate a very large dinner and now I need to take a shmendall.
shmendall by The sait kid September 28, 2017

Shmentai watcher

Guess who it is? Its the dojin lords themselves! The big 5 themselves!
"hey, is that 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲?"

"Oh yeah, that's a shmentai watcher"
"should we start running?"
"run."
Shmentai watcher by meowcicles January 17, 2021

simental 

A person who is fat, lazy, and bald. Usually thinks that he is buff when in all reality is just fat. Most people would same that he is a suck up, he calls it just doing his job and qoute "Doing more than others." No one really likes him even though he thinks he is the certain attention. Really just a pathetic human being and a complete waste of space.
"Hey simental what happened to your hair?"
"I don't know i started losing it when I was fifteen."
simental by notbuff5000 March 7, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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