1 definition by notbuff5000

A person who is fat, lazy, and bald. Usually thinks that he is buff when in all reality is just fat. Most people would same that he is a suck up, he calls it just doing his job and qoute "Doing more than others." No one really likes him even though he thinks he is the certain attention. Really just a pathetic human being and a complete waste of space.
"Hey simental what happened to your hair?"
"I don't know i started losing it when I was fifteen."
by notbuff5000 February 27, 2014
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