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shmeego

guy with an incredibly small dick
OMG he's a shmeego... ew

chode dick small tiny penis
by lilyinsley May 14, 2016
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Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah
Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016
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Shmeelovs

shmee-lovs
/shmēlŏvz/

The plural form of "shmeelof"
Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.
by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016
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Shmeelof

What you can call your status with someone you're dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.

(Because what else are you supposed to call it?)

See also:
Shmeeloh
Shmeelah
Shmeelovs
Her Shmeelof with John was going well, but she wasn't sure he was ready to commit yet...
by A helpful citizen June 26, 2016
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shmeeg

a really awesome person
a great word to say that describes any situation
a hottie
that tall girl and her short friend are total shmeegs
bro 1: dude that party was a total rager
bro 2: yeah shmeegs i know!
by rangstorffandmiddlefield January 3, 2011
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Dick Shmeegal's

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."
by D-Bruch January 12, 2008
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shmeeger

This word can be said in many forms, whether your mad, calling someone a shmeeger can be just the word to use to get back at them. They won't know what hit them.
It can also be meant as different nouns like eating some shmeegers or going to the shmeeger.
Also if you are annoyed instead of using a curse word shmeh is the perfect replacement
that bitch is such a mother shmeeger.

i got so wasted last night because the bartender kept giving me so many shmeegers.

the last time i was ill, i had to go to the shmeeger, but he gave me some shmeegers, so i got much better.

im so hungry i could eat an entire bowl of shmeegers.

SHMEH !
by triple A double L ckn December 20, 2008
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