Shmeelof

What you can call your status with someone you're dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.

(Because what else are you supposed to call it?)

See also:
Shmeeloh
Shmeelah
Shmeelovs

Her Shmeelof with John was going well, but she wasn't sure he was ready to commit yet...

by A helpful citizen June 26, 2016

Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah

Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016

Shmeelovs

shmee-lovs
/shmēlŏvz/

The plural form of "shmeelof"

Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.

by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

shmeilofye

an arabian oil used to clean camels that is often rubbed on boobs after they have been groomed

'yo fat bitch, u groomed ure boobs yet? yea? lets get the shmeilofye out then!!! SHMEILOFYE!!!'

by caffeinesoul July 3, 2005