shmeave

A cousin who is very funny, groovy and the best person in the world. Sometimes people can call you big shmeave or small shmeave.... overall if you are called shmeave you are one of the best people everrrr...... only use this word on your cousins and your cousins can call you the same.....

Cousin: “Hey shmeave
Other cousin: “hey big shmeave”

by Likaem November 20, 2019

Shleave

Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.

Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.

by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009

Shmerved

Really drunk or under the influence of some drug

Yo man im so shmerved right now.

by Don Chepe May 17, 2010

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

shmevelyn

the type of evelyn that is likely to name a snake Carl

that is one weird shmevelyn

by badnessadness May 9, 2018

Shmeared

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.

He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.

by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015

Shmavemgisum

A type of fish maybe or you decided to type in a bunch of random letters or you just sat on your phone

1.watch the majestic shmavemgisum swimming through the crystal clear water
2.oops I sat on my phone and it typed in shmavemgisum

by DoritosUwU April 16, 2020