shmeaaer 

When a sneaky girl is acting like shes doing something else when really shes listening to your conversation so she can go gossip about what you were talking about to other people

shhhhh shMEAAERR

shmeaaer by nattybratty April 12, 2011

shmeater 

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

shmeater by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

shmeaterpop 

Penis

Suck my shmeaterpop

shmeaterpop by Yonker Shmickoinker December 27, 2020

shlopper-shmearer 

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

shlopper-shmearer by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

hotdog shmeater 

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

hotdog shmeater by gaysssasss December 23, 2023