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When you get beamed on Xbox by some random kid who thinks he’s tuff
Kid 1:you just got shhmeated

Kid 2: bro you just tried to hit me offline
Shhmeated by Shhmeated June 13, 2021
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shmeater 

I walked in and his shmeater was out.
shmeater by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmeared 

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.
Shmeared by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015
The act of making sandwiches using only meats.
There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!
Smeated by That's Baloney May 27, 2019
very angry and mad at something.
"Boy, Johnny sure was smeated after Bobby took his girlfriend"
smeated by G Fresh November 14, 2007
Shhmeated is your god
Shhmeated by Shhmeated June 27, 2021
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piddlefart

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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