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The action of doing and talking about drugs, also can be defined as nothing or everything.

Brad: Hey bro, did you get the shmather last night?
Barry: Yea bro, I got the shmather ;)

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Brad: Hey wassup shmather
Barry: WTF does that mean?
Brad: Nothing!

shmather by JakeTheDog420 November 16, 2011

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Smather

Accidentally applying to much jam to a piece of bread thus making a mess.

Tom"fuck sake I smathered jam all over the fucking place"

Smather by The Gonk January 27, 2018

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smather

1. To spread thickly: slather onions on the steak.
2. To cover with something spread thickly: bagels slathered with cream cheese.

The exotic dancer's chest was smathered with whipped cream.

smather by Tom F. January 22, 2005

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Sheather

Sheather is a cute, sweet and smart-looking girl who plays hard to get. She knows you like her but will hide any knowledge or it. Her best friend will always be by her side and will trust her with any secrets.If you like her she won't talk to either because she's shy or she doesn't want someone like you liking her

"Sheather stop blushing and tell him you like him"

Sheather by Yuninugget1991 March 2, 2020

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Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

Shmater by Shmater August 3, 2018

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Shather

Only people with a showerhead in their bathtub can have a shather. A shather occurs when a person starts off having a shower, then decides to sit down, plug the tub, resulting in a bath. After they've had enough of the bath, they stand up, drain the tub, and shower off before getting out. These are ultimately relaxing.

"I had a shather the other night when I got too tired to stand up in the shower. It was great."

Shather by Whitney J November 17, 2005

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smather

To cover another's mouth with your scrotum to temporarily inhibit breathing. Non-sexual form of male dominance. Portmanteau of sac + smother.

Bitch, talk shit and I'll smather you.

smather by A Dawg A May 12, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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