shmather

The action of doing and talking about drugs, also can be defined as nothing or everything.

Brad: Hey bro, did you get the shmather last night?
Barry: Yea bro, I got the shmather ;)

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Brad: Hey wassup shmather
Barry: WTF does that mean?
Brad: Nothing!

by JakeTheDog420 November 16, 2011

Smather

Accidentally applying to much jam to a piece of bread thus making a mess.

Tom"fuck sake I smathered jam all over the fucking place"

by The Gonk January 27, 2018

smather

1. To spread thickly: slather onions on the steak.
2. To cover with something spread thickly: bagels slathered with cream cheese.

The exotic dancer's chest was smathered with whipped cream.

by Tom F. January 22, 2005

Sheather

Sheather is a cute, sweet and smart-looking girl who plays hard to get. She knows you like her but will hide any knowledge or it. Her best friend will always be by her side and will trust her with any secrets.If you like her she won't talk to either because she's shy or she doesn't want someone like you liking her

"Sheather stop blushing and tell him you like him"

by Yuninugget1991 March 2, 2020

Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

by Shmater August 3, 2018

Shather

Only people with a showerhead in their bathtub can have a shather. A shather occurs when a person starts off having a shower, then decides to sit down, plug the tub, resulting in a bath. After they've had enough of the bath, they stand up, drain the tub, and shower off before getting out. These are ultimately relaxing.

"I had a shather the other night when I got too tired to stand up in the shower. It was great."

by Whitney J November 17, 2005

smather

To cover another's mouth with your scrotum to temporarily inhibit breathing. Non-sexual form of male dominance. Portmanteau of sac + smother.

Bitch, talk shit and I'll smather you.

by A Dawg A May 12, 2008