shmatter

when you have a little bit of something that runs down your lip/chin

look at that shmatter all up in his grill

by Tom Cole February 26, 2008

Shmattering

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse

"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"

by Kate&Aimee September 23, 2009