Shmotherfuck

A word you use when your at loss for a better exlamation. Cant decide to say, "shit" "mother fucker" or just "FUCK!" ? say shmotherfuck! :)

Person 1: -accidently spills orange juice on your lap-
Person 2: .......SHHHMOTHERFUCK.

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Person 1: -stubs toe- SHMOTHERFUCK OW!

by Madam_CurseAlot November 20, 2010

shitmotherfuckerbitch

What one says when they are losing/lost a hand while playing the card game Egyption ratscrew

Shitmotherfuckerbitch! I should have slapped that sandwich... now you have all the jacks!

by Lindsey/Morgan December 29, 2007

Smotherfucker

A smotherfucker is someone who gains sexual gratification by means of smothering or choking thier partner either during or piror to intercourse. The person being smothered is most usually not aware of the smotherfucker's intentions until it is too late.

Dan: "The face she made was priceless. So blue and terrified! Hehehehe!"
Mary: "Dan, you're such a smotherfucker!"

by Interstellar Fuckernaut January 27, 2009

smotherfuckin

when two obese, gravy sweating, porkers, have hot butt naked sex

rosie o'donnel & star jones are smotherfuckin

by soul clap March 18, 2005

Smotherfucked

the outcome of a poorly executed golf shot whereby the result is a severe hook that does not get airborne.

Gary, you "smotherfucked " the shit out of that tee shot.

by Chuxmad October 22, 2022

Sormotherfuckenry

Not a true apology. A sarcastic way of saying sorry.

I was driving and I needed to switch lanes. You wouldn’t let me in so sormotherfuckenry, I’m cutting you off.

by MsPrincessSierra November 21, 2018

smotherfuck

When you're fucking a chick & you put a pillow over her face.

After a hard day at work I came home & gave my old lady a good smotherfucking.

by X 29 April 22, 2006