shmart
adj. the opposite of synthetically intelligent, supplying constant streams of verbal suppositions in intense corporate meetings.
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Shmart
Watch out Wyatt, there's is a bit of shmart on that proximity sensor.
Why is it that Taco Bell smells like shmart?
I bet Toby likes to eat shmart.
Why is it that Taco Bell smells like shmart?
I bet Toby likes to eat shmart.
Shmart by TheShmartist August 25, 2021
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Shmart Bois
An elite group of lesser educated individuals who strive to murder every last one of their victims until October 13
Shmart Bois by Africa's Ice March 21, 2021
Shmart Boys
An anti-racial cult that worships the Pagan God Alakamackie. They will stop at nothing to ensure the survival of their race. They do not approve cannabilistic behavior.
Shmart Boys by Larry Lunchpail July 20, 2021
Shartini
Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
Shartini by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017
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