shmart 

adj. the opposite of synthetically intelligent, supplying constant streams of verbal suppositions in intense corporate meetings.

ole romer was so shmart, he discovered the moons of jupiter have have varible periocity, thus suggesting the speed of light might be constant.

shmart by dude1nyc November 22, 2014

Shmart 

An mysterious substance in the pants, but can commonly just refer to any mysterious substance.

Watch out Wyatt, there's is a bit of shmart on that proximity sensor.

Why is it that Taco Bell smells like shmart?

I bet Toby likes to eat shmart.

Shmart by TheShmartist August 25, 2021

Shmart 

Short smart person

I've never seen anyone so shmart

Shmart by Amy...b November 28, 2021

Shmart 

Short smart girl

I've never seen anyone so shmart

Shmart by Amy...b November 28, 2021

Shmart Bois 

An elite group of lesser educated individuals who strive to murder every last one of their victims until October 13

"Ah man, why can't I be more like the shmart bois then the rest of the captives"

Shmart Bois by Africa's Ice March 21, 2021

Shmart Boys 

An anti-racial cult that worships the Pagan God Alakamackie. They will stop at nothing to ensure the survival of their race. They do not approve cannabilistic behavior.

Damn. The Shmart Boys cult sure did clog up the water filter system.

Shmart Boys by Larry Lunchpail July 20, 2021

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

Shartini by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017