shmart

adj. the opposite of synthetically intelligent, supplying constant streams of verbal suppositions in intense corporate meetings.
ole romer was so shmart, he discovered the moons of jupiter have have varible periocity, thus suggesting the speed of light might be constant.
by dude1nyc November 22, 2014
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Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart
Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation
by douknowchriso August 26, 2008
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Shmarte

Shmarte(adj.) - A high significance of intellectual intelligence, a higher intellectual definition then the word smart(adj.)
Be Shmarte!
by JJ Gordiano July 04, 2018
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Shmart Bois

An elite group of lesser educated individuals who strive to murder every last one of their victims until October 13
"Ah man, why can't I be more like the shmart bois then the rest of the captives"
by Africa's Ice March 21, 2021
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Shmart Boys

An anti-racial cult that worships the Pagan God Alakamackie. They will stop at nothing to ensure the survival of their race. They do not approve cannabilistic behavior.
Damn. The Shmart Boys cult sure did clog up the water filter system.
by Larry Lunchpail July 20, 2021
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Shmart

I've never seen anyone so shmart
by Amy...b November 28, 2021
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Shmart

An mysterious substance in the pants, but can commonly just refer to any mysterious substance.
Watch out Wyatt, there's is a bit of shmart on that proximity sensor.

Why is it that Taco Bell smells like shmart?

I bet Toby likes to eat shmart.
by TheShmartist August 25, 2021
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