Shmarten

A shmarten is a shit head

Oh for fuck sake he/she

is being a shmarten

by Elodieeee April 22, 2019

shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Shartenis

A sharp and tiny penis

Larry has a shartenis

by Grenisthewenis July 22, 2017

smarten up

pay attention to what you're doing

See watch your back.

While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.

"Hey smarten up!."

You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.

by th3m0nk October 16, 2011

shartenfreude

The act of shamefully rejoicing in the misfortune of someone else's shart.

Don't laugh at John pooping himself, that's just shartenfreude.

by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009

Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart

Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

sharten

when you have to cut an activity short because of a shart

Kathy had to sharten the tour of the hospital. Jim had a shartened nap this weekend.

by mrfixit getzit August 16, 2018