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shnargle puss 

Someone who masturbates to pregnant women porn. But, be aware, they will totally deny the accusation.
"Wow that fagget is such a shnargle puss!" "Who, me? No I am not!"
shnargle puss by kpitzizdashiz April 27, 2014

Shnarklepuff 

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.
'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).
Shnarklepuff by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010

schnargle 

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.
Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!
schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

shmargles 

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.
Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind
shmargles by IzLisa November 9, 2003

snargleburger 

snar-gal-bur-ger a reference or another way of saying vagina.

popularized by Craig Ferguson
"what a nice snargleburger you have"
snargleburger by ClowesClause January 30, 2012
Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling
"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"

"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"

Snargle by Snarggler January 19, 2009