shmank 

To wipe your hands under your crotch and sweaty testicles, then slap someone. Usually an alternate way to t-bag someone.

Jimmy shmanked me yesterday, that shit was disgusting!

shmank by zanq May 20, 2010

Shmank 

A person who is very chill and just wants to vibe

Shmank is always really chill

Shmank by Shmankster April 7, 2020

Shmank 

a beautiful, caring girl who is hilarious, yet also very violent

Everyone loves hanging out with Shmank because she always keeps us laughing.

Shmank by reddie17 September 21, 2011

shmank 

to slap with something bad, esp. a bad grade in school

My physics teacher shmanked me with an awful grade on my final exam!

My brother is gonna shmank me with a wet fish when he finds out what I did to his new car.

shmank by ceililover January 11, 2003

Shank's Law 

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

Shank spanking 

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Pulled a Shanka 

To finish an American bachelor’s program in 2 years instead of 4

David is such an overachiever, he pulled a Shanka! He graduated at 19 years old from college.

Pulled a Shanka by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019