shmank
To wipe your hands under your crotch and sweaty testicles, then slap someone. Usually an alternate way to t-bag someone.
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Shmank by Shmankster April 7, 2020
shmank
My physics teacher shmanked me with an awful grade on my final exam!
My brother is gonna shmank me with a wet fish when he finds out what I did to his new car.
My brother is gonna shmank me with a wet fish when he finds out what I did to his new car.
shmank by ceililover January 11, 2003
Shank's Law
Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."
Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015
Shank spanking
Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
Pulled a Shanka
Pulled a Shanka by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019