by Vinny & Paul September 14, 2004

A cigarette - tobacco rolled up in paper, inhaled when lit on fire for the purpose of getting buzzed
by joeyr October 21, 2006

Noun)Any condiment placed on food
ADJ) Anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain
ADJ) Anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain
(N)Shmag) Are you going to put any shmag on your hot dog
(ADJ)Shmag) Dude you have some shmag on your shirt
(ADJ)Shmag) Dude you have some shmag on your shirt
by neutron212 October 21, 2004

The cheesy substance that grows under the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis. It is sometimes referred to as a moldy fungus because it is. It truly is.
by Yosel April 24, 2007

by Placenta Pal January 24, 2012

Ahhh! I suffer from shmag!
Mmmmmm this shmag tastes gooooood!
The shmag hops along in the rainforest.
Hey, how's it goin shmag?
Mmmmmm this shmag tastes gooooood!
The shmag hops along in the rainforest.
Hey, how's it goin shmag?
by Alessandra "Less" Recine March 10, 2003

by Johnnybot2000 July 16, 2008
