shlormp

Sucking something so good it can be heard from across the (large distance).

Amy was really shlormping that ice cream bar.

by Badfoxdragon February 21, 2019

shlormp

a semi abstract art style typically depicting weird head shapes and extra facial features

'wow dude i love that shlormp art you're working on"

by chlorophyllia January 2, 2025

Slormp

When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).

Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.

Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.

Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!

by Verycarefully June 13, 2017

shloomp

using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch

joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!

by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010

Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

by HoldenTits October 25, 2010

shlorper

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head

O yea shordy def a shlorper

by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022

Shlorp

What you do when you are having soup.

Invented by Ranboo my beloved

You shlorp your soup

by RanbooMyBeloved February 23, 2021