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shlormp by Badfoxdragon February 21, 2019
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shlormp by assortmentofrandomletters January 2, 2025
Slormp
When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).
Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.
Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.
Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.
Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!
Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!
Slormp by Verycarefully June 13, 2017
Shlomp Donkey
Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
Shlomp Donkey by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
shlorper
shlorper by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022
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