shlorper

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head

O yea shordy def a shlorper

by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022

shlopper

an extremely large dick that can just be whipped out to slap hoes in the face. see shlong

"i whipped out my shlopper and slapped that damn hoe good"

by [Ŵå¥ň€]™ May 15, 2005

shloper

in new jersey,a shloper is a person who gives dirty oral sex....

that fafa maria, andrews gf, is such a shloper

by Jose Barbosa March 2, 2008

shlooper

A hot bitch, usually in groups with other hot bitches, that are ready and willing to party and get drunk, no matter what it takes.

Damn, look at those shloopers!

by Dick Schultz August 12, 2006

shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

ShlooperMooper

Hmmmmmm

hmmmmm ur a ShlooperMooper

by kfpwaskfgaksfsa April 20, 2021

Shlooper

A man who allows his best friend to fuck his wife

Man: hey my wife’s feeling a bit low under the sheets, I’m sorry for being a shlooper but can you help?
Best friend: sure I’d love to

by Kaniel outis July 26, 2023