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shlopper 

an extremely large dick that can just be whipped out to slap hoes in the face. see shlong
"i whipped out my shlopper and slapped that damn hoe good"
in new jersey,a shloper is a person who gives dirty oral sex....
that fafa maria, andrews gf, is such a shloper
shloper by Jose Barbosa March 2, 2008
A hot bitch, usually in groups with other hot bitches, that are ready and willing to party and get drunk, no matter what it takes.
Damn, look at those shloopers!
shlooper by Dick Schultz August 12, 2006

shlopper-shmearer 

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).
Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

ShlooperMooper 

hmmmmm ur a ShlooperMooper
A man who allows his best friend to fuck his wife
Man: hey my wife’s feeling a bit low under the sheets, I’m sorry for being a shlooper but can you help?
Best friend: sure I’d love to
Shlooper by Kaniel outis July 26, 2023