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Shlingus 

Pass me the shlingus
You're such a shlingus
Where in the shlingus is that thing
Shlingus by poggerschampiones June 27, 2021
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Shlingus 

someone who owns an elephant with a long shlong
Declan: hey Andrew what do you have there
Andrew: an elephant with a shlong
Declan: you dirty Shlingus
Shlingus by Ronniemcnutt May 29, 2023
A word that has no defined meaning.
A very complex word in which only those part of bingus' dungeon can use.
Person 1: Hey, what class do we have next?
Person 2: S H M I N G U S .
Person 1: Thanks!

Person 2: Shmingus.
shmingus by Bingus and Shmingus October 15, 2020
Shmingus by Shminguy September 25, 2023

shlongus 

man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"
i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big
shlongus by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010

Shlangus 

Can literally be used in any context, with any definition you so please. The beauty is the person you’re talking to will know exactly what you mean
Bye professor, have a good shlangus!

I fucked the shlangus outta ur mum on Easter Sunday.

Broooo I was so drunk last night, I can’t believe I lost my shlangus.

You need to have a shlangus pre-game before going to fins on Thursday.
Shlangus by Coconutdaddy February 14, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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