Shlingus 

Penile shaft and head. Otherwise referred to as shlong or shmeckle.

The baseball smacked him right in the shlingus!

Shlingus by Sam Mogel January 18, 2008

Shlingus 

Synonym for any word in the dictionary

Pass me the shlingus
You're such a shlingus
Where in the shlingus is that thing

Shlingus by poggerschampiones June 27, 2021

Shlingus 

someone who owns an elephant with a long shlong

Declan: hey Andrew what do you have there
Andrew: an elephant with a shlong
Declan: you dirty Shlingus

Shlingus by Ronniemcnutt May 29, 2023

shmingus

A word that has no defined meaning.
A very complex word in which only those part of bingus' dungeon can use.

Person 1: Hey, what class do we have next?
Person 2: S H M I N G U S .
Person 1: Thanks!

Person 2: Shmingus.

shmingus by Bingus and Shmingus October 15, 2020

Shmingus

The compliment to Shmungus

My shmingussy is throbbing.

Shmingus by Shminguy September 25, 2023

shlongus 

man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"

i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big

shlongus by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010

Shlangus 

Can literally be used in any context, with any definition you so please. The beauty is the person you’re talking to will know exactly what you mean

Bye professor, have a good shlangus!

I fucked the shlangus outta ur mum on Easter Sunday.

Broooo I was so drunk last night, I can’t believe I lost my shlangus.

You need to have a shlangus pre-game before going to fins on Thursday.

Shlangus by Coconutdaddy February 14, 2020