shlomadong

My shlomadong penetrated her anus, hard.

shlomadong by ImmaNut April 27, 2017

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shalomadong

the jewish term for a mans penis.

Jew 1 “Wow, he has a big penis”
Jew 2 “No, in this religion it is called a shalomadong”
Jew 1 “Wow, he has a big shalomadong!”

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Another name for someone who is a gay male or a female who is a slut.

"Get off me you shlongdonger!" or "Your mum's a right shlongdonger!"

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1.A sound someone makes after or while they are doing something that is usually quick
2.A word for shoot my long ding dong

SHOMALONGADINGDONG, JimBob said while hitting Bob's butt.

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Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.

Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.

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act of getting you pp done

"this guy named luka , wants his shlong donged"
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“ You have a fine Shlongadongesrex Good Sir“

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