shlepton

Jewish bozon. Imbued with subatomic stupidity. From shlep and slepton.

That Olmert is such a shlepton.

by Nules Thudd December 21, 2008

Shepton High School

commonly referred to as the jail school of plano. its a pretty legit place and its got its smart motha fuckas but it looks like a jail. there's no druggies smokin it up in school or nothin, and its fuckin filled with like all of these rich people who are like guys, were rich. ya dig?

Cool Kid: Hey, I'm from shepton high school!

Avg. Kid: Dammmnnn! You must be cool!

Cool Kid: Yah man! I know, I am.

Avg. Kid: I hear you guys "lol" instead of laughing

Cool Kid: lol, whered you hear that.

by LolcatsDeluxe December 18, 2010

shlepdongle

A penis that is too big to penetrate the coochie.

Woah dude, thats one hell of a shlepdongle.

Hey, can I see your shlepdongle?

by yurtyurt69 April 22, 2020

shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.

i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.

by evan December 27, 2004