shlomburg

shlomburg: when a girl says she’s quirky for something common, such as calling oneself a potato or having a spam account where they post pictures of themselves sticking their tongues out.

Adrian: Hey Erin is such a shlomburg. she thinks she’s so quirky!
Shari: I know! She should cut it out...

by Pissface6969 May 13, 2020

Shamburger

A variant of Cyneburga/Cyneburg meaning "Royal Fortress" in Old English (Anglo-Saxon, Germanic).
"Cyne" or "Sham" meaning 'Royal'.
"Burga" or "Burger" meaning 'Fortress'.

Saint Cyneburga, a daughter of a king of Mercia, was the founder of an abbey at Gloucester in the 7th century.

Anglo Saxon: a member of the Germanic peoples conquering England in the fifth century a.d. and forming the ruling class until the Norman conquest.

Shanequia L. L. 'Shamburger' & Otha L. 'Shamburger' IV relationship mirrored the relative image of their younger siblings, Shanea 'Shamburger' and Jorden 'Shamburger', who they loved dearly.

by OHaaaaM 'OzH' YeGNOS December 25, 2018

Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

schomburg

the process of having sex with a chick who has tourettes syndrome.

'Dude, I totally schomburged that chick who works in accouting, last night'.

by Shaggy Pete May 11, 2008

Shoeburger

1: A meal that is made when you mix shoes and burgers together.
2: A person who goes by this username. Also known as the "Idiotic meme person".

Shoeburger isn't sex i Freaking hate you if You think so!!

by therealshoeburger October 20, 2019

Shoombughala

The Greatest Song In History. Sang by the Sing-gene Race. One of the most popular songs in the Gene universe. This is one of the most recognizable and most amazing songs ever sang in history of every multiverse. The skill and talent taken to sing this holy song is almost impossible the achieve. (All credit goes to FilmxFlam)

Person 1: Ayo, what your favorite song?
Person 2: Shoombughala, of course.

by JesterOfLives August 27, 2022

Shlumbergered

Getting slapped so hard you leave this mortal plain

dude did you see what happened to david? didn’t jenna shlumberg him? He really was shlumbergered

by Green boi March 15, 2021