Slamburger

A vagina that a man only has sex with because he's drunk and wants to "slam" one out. Term best applies to uglier vaginas that look like a bowl of mashed potatoes due to excess intercourse.

Man, that slamburger I took home from the bar last night was pretty gross but it still hit the spot.

by WhatYouNeed July 26, 2010

slamburger

A position in an MMF threesome branching off of the standard missionary position such that the first man is on the bottom, the girl straddles him and lays on his stomach and the other gentleman enters her from behind. The two gentlemen make up the buns of this 'hamburger' while the fine lady in question is the meat. This can work as both a standard DP or as a DV or DA, though the latter two are certainly only recommended if the meat has said experience.

Man, that sorority party was great. No one appreciates a slamburger like the girls of Alpha Sigma Sigma.

by mixxerlol December 30, 2008

Slamburger

To get uncontrolled, explosive diarrhea from eating bad dinner food (i.e. Denny's).

"You had Denny's last night."

"Yea, I've slamburgered all morning because of it."

by Deathguy6 November 12, 2014

slamburger

A type of hamburger sold at Denny's (a Restaurant Chain) thats texture feels like swallowing a giant load of jizz. Furthermore, the jizz-like substance lingers in your mouth and throat for that "just swallowed" feeling long after consumption.

person 1: "Oh man, this Slamburger looks good!"
person 2: "Dude, are you gay?"

by justiNOPE January 18, 2009

clamburger

A vagina, specifically when viewed from behind in the doggy-style position.

The presence of her awaiting clamburger made Chuck drool with delight.

by Ryan A. Burke February 28, 2008

slashburger

The term comes from the Portland, Oregon area, ca 1970, and is used as a name for a swollen, somewhat salty and rancid vagina

"Dude, her slashburger would feed an army and it's low carb IF one doesn't gag on it"

by Princess Peussie April 5, 2005

Shamburger

A variant of Cyneburga/Cyneburg meaning "Royal Fortress" in Old English (Anglo-Saxon, Germanic).
"Cyne" or "Sham" meaning 'Royal'.
"Burga" or "Burger" meaning 'Fortress'.

Saint Cyneburga, a daughter of a king of Mercia, was the founder of an abbey at Gloucester in the 7th century.

Anglo Saxon: a member of the Germanic peoples conquering England in the fifth century a.d. and forming the ruling class until the Norman conquest.

Shanequia L. L. 'Shamburger' & Otha L. 'Shamburger' IV relationship mirrored the relative image of their younger siblings, Shanea 'Shamburger' and Jorden 'Shamburger', who they loved dearly.

by OHaaaaM 'OzH' YeGNOS December 25, 2018