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shoggoth
An enormous being the size of a subway train, created to build the giant cities of the Old Ones. Just seeing it is a mind-blowing thing. The name means "Inhabitant of the kingdom of darkness."
Currentaly living in vast lightless caverns and tunnnels under Antartica.
Currentaly living in vast lightless caverns and tunnnels under Antartica.
It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train - a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter... "At The Mountains of Madness" by H. P. Lovecraft
shoggoth by Auric the Rad November 3, 2003
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Shlonga
Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020
shlaggot
shlaggot by dank bread May 6, 2016
shlongshmacked
when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him
(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh
shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022
Shoggers
Shoggers by suckedoffonaferry March 15, 2010
Shlong Dong
Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017
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