shlizzed 

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

shlizzed by VooDooXII February 8, 2007

shlozzed 

almost passed out but still drinking

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"

shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009

splizzed 

gettin fucked up

gettin real drunk

yo nigga, ima bout get splizzed for da night

splizzed by Murky Freshh March 25, 2010

Shizzed 

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.

I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.

Shizzed by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020

slizzed 

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

"Damn! you slizzed!?"

slizzed by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006

shmizzed

shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass

Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.

shmizzed by c-mann September 11, 2009

slizzed 

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

slizzed by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007