shlizzed

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

by VooDooXII February 8, 2007

shlozzed

almost passed out but still drinking

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"

by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009

splizzed

gettin fucked up

gettin real drunk

yo nigga, ima bout get splizzed for da night

by Murky Freshh March 25, 2010

Shizzed

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.

I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.

by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020

slizzed

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

"Damn! you slizzed!?"

by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006

shmizzed

shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass

Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.

by c-mann September 11, 2009

slizzed

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007