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In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

shlizzed by VooDooXII February 8, 2007

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shlozzed

almost passed out but still drinking

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"

shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009

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splizzed

gettin fucked up

gettin real drunk

yo nigga, ima bout get splizzed for da night

splizzed by Murky Freshh March 25, 2010

Shizzed

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.

I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.

Shizzed by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020

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slizzed

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

"Damn! you slizzed!?"

slizzed by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006

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shmizzed

shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass

Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.

shmizzed by c-mann September 11, 2009

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slizzed

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

slizzed by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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