splizzed 

gettin fucked up

gettin real drunk

yo nigga, ima bout get splizzed for da night

splizzed by Murky Freshh March 25, 2010

slizzed 

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

"Damn! you slizzed!?"

slizzed by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006

slizzed 

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

slizzed by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

shlizzed 

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

shlizzed by VooDooXII February 8, 2007

slizzed 

to be intoxicated

Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!

slizzed by Jenn March 18, 2004

Slizzed 

The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average

Slizzed by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021

splizzer

A colorful way to describe a joint or the act of smoking marijuana.

Roll up a splizzer nigga!
I'm about to get splizzerd.

splizzer by Dick Hertz October 2, 2003