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When you shit out cum from anal the night before.
I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.
Shizzed by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020

Dip-Shnizzled 

1. To be confused or in a state of confusion
2. To suffer from mild retardation
Julie appeared to be a bit dip-shnizzled as she looked for her misplaced keys.
Dip-Shnizzled by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010
Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.
shmizzed by c-mann September 11, 2009

shlizzed 

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.
This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.
shlizzed by VooDooXII February 8, 2007
Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.
Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out
Shizzed by Houston March 30, 2009

shnazzed 

"You feeling shnazzed bro?"
"Lowkey, I am a lil' shnazzed"
shnazzed by ShnazzedAssFoo August 23, 2017