Shizzed

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.

I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.

by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020

Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

by Houston March 30, 2009

Shizzed

When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.

Guy #1 - Last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
Guy #2 - Almost?

by forgetyou23 October 3, 2010

Shizzed

Basically means sent to the crapper. Its for use as past tense of something bad.

Our business just got shizzed.

by BizMan April 27, 2006

Shizzed

To explain being super coked out.

Wow guys this is good shit. I'm super shizzed.

by Knowinggg April 15, 2009

Shizzing

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.

When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.

by The Gillz January 3, 2019

Shizz

a. replaces shit in all contexts
b. the coolest
can be used either positively or negatively

a. balls on that shizz, let's bounce
b. beth, you are the shizz

by StefNE2983 May 13, 2003