Shlizzzed 

the state of being crossed perfectly with weed and alcohol

ima lil shlizzzed

Shlizzzed by taylor453917 August 17, 2019

shlozzed 

almost passed out but still drinking

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"

shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009

splizzed 

gettin fucked up

gettin real drunk

yo nigga, ima bout get splizzed for da night

splizzed by Murky Freshh March 25, 2010

Shizzed 

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.

I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.

Shizzed by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020

shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

slizzed 

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

"Damn! you slizzed!?"

slizzed by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006

Dip-Shnizzled 

1. To be confused or in a state of confusion
2. To suffer from mild retardation

Julie appeared to be a bit dip-shnizzled as she looked for her misplaced keys.

Dip-Shnizzled by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010