Definitions by VooDooXII

Kurt Cobain

The seat behind the front passenger seat in a car...i.e. "behind shotgun."

1: "Shotgun!"
2: "Dammit...Kurt Cobain!"
1: "What?"
2: "Right behind you...now scoot up."

Kurt Cobain by VooDooXII April 21, 2009

lucky cigarette 

An excuse not to give your last cigarette away.

Your "lucky" is a cigarette that you turn upside-down first before smoking any others in the pack, and is intended to be the last cigarette of the pack that you smoke.

This is only one of many possible reasons behind the lucky cigarette.

Thing 1: "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
Thing 2: "Sorry...I've only got my lucky cigarette."

lucky cigarette by VooDooXII February 18, 2009

Cracker Barrel 

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

Cracker Barrel by VooDooXII May 28, 2008

wind down 

To relax after any strenuous physical or mental activity.

I go to class all day from 9 - 4 and then work for most of the night. Whenever I get home, I want nothing more than to just smoke a cigarette and watch a movie to wind down.

wind down by VooDooXII January 29, 2008

to bits 

Expression used in conjunction with a verb, meaning very much.

My girlfriend's been gone for a month. She'll be back soon, but I miss her to bits.

to bits by VooDooXII December 20, 2007

badge 

Short for "badger" which is a variation on "beaver", in short meaning pussy or vagina.

JC: "The other thing is...800,000 pounds."

RH: "That is quite a lot. "

JC: "But with this...you would get a lot of badge."

RH: "Badge? Oh! No no no...hahahaha."

JC: "I think I almost got away with that."

-Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond on the Lamborghini Reventon

badge by VooDooXII November 29, 2007

bench 

The combination of a bitch and a wench. Used for emphasis, being that it puts two words of equal meaning together. Could possibly be used as a euphemism.

Bitch + Wench = Bench

Shut up you stupid bench.

bench by VooDooXII November 27, 2007