VooDooXII's definitions

Kurt Cobain

The seat behind the front passenger seat in a car...i.e. "behind shotgun."

1: "Shotgun!"
2: "Dammit...Kurt Cobain!"
1: "What?"
2: "Right behind you...now scoot up."

by VooDooXII April 21, 2009

lucky cigarette

An excuse not to give your last cigarette away.

Your "lucky" is a cigarette that you turn upside-down first before smoking any others in the pack, and is intended to be the last cigarette of the pack that you smoke.

This is only one of many possible reasons behind the lucky cigarette.

Thing 1: "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
Thing 2: "Sorry...I've only got my lucky cigarette."

by VooDooXII February 18, 2009

Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

by VooDooXII May 28, 2008

wind down

To relax after any strenuous physical or mental activity.

I go to class all day from 9 - 4 and then work for most of the night. Whenever I get home, I want nothing more than to just smoke a cigarette and watch a movie to wind down.

by VooDooXII January 29, 2008

to bits

Expression used in conjunction with a verb, meaning very much.

My girlfriend's been gone for a month. She'll be back soon, but I miss her to bits.

by VooDooXII December 20, 2007

badge

Short for "badger" which is a variation on "beaver", in short meaning pussy or vagina.

JC: "The other thing is...800,000 pounds."

RH: "That is quite a lot. "

JC: "But with this...you would get a lot of badge."

RH: "Badge? Oh! No no no...hahahaha."

JC: "I think I almost got away with that."

-Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond on the Lamborghini Reventon

by VooDooXII November 29, 2007

bench

The combination of a bitch and a wench. Used for emphasis, being that it puts two words of equal meaning together. Could possibly be used as a euphemism.

Bitch + Wench = Bench

Shut up you stupid bench.

by VooDooXII November 27, 2007