shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Scott March 30, 2004

Shattitude

A portmanteu of the words 'shitty' and 'attitude'. It can be summarized as an individual who is overly cynical, uncouth, irritable and flat out rude. Usually people with shattitudes are extremely unhappy and wretched and seek to bring others down into their endless abyss of misery and self-loathing with them.

Jessica is hopelessly insecure and makes up for this by berating others as much as possible. She has a terrible shattitude.

by Robjef622 January 8, 2017

Shattitude

A combination of shit and attitude.

When someone you know has a shitty attitude. They may be normal people until the smallest thing sets them off. Then they get a shitty attitude, or a shattitude.

by you understand? October 22, 2017

Shattitude

A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.

That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.

by Mr Henderson Smith February 24, 2009

Slutitude

Maximum Slutosity. The act of being uber sluttish

Devin showed off her slutitude today by wearing a miniskirt and see through tube top

by Matt May 13, 2005

Statitude

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.

Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....

by AddyP19 September 3, 2010

slavitude

A combination of the words slavery and servitude (cf. "indentured servitude"). A special form of unending slavery, in which you have the freedom to quit your job with an abusive employer, but are too financially strained and overworked to find another job. Becoming increasingly common in western economy and society where employees are disposable (and so can be abused mentally/worked to death) and wage increases have not kept up with inflation.

Person 1: Dude, you should really quit your job, they treat you like crap.

Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.

by Behrooz Afrakhan May 25, 2006