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To cheat on a spelling test

"Yo, did you here that Isaac shlarmped?"

shlarmp by Monkeynuts38 January 14, 2024

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Shlamped

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

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Shlarpee

The proper way of saying slushie.

Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.

Shlarpee by swolber January 10, 2010

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shlarm

the slimy stuff found on the bottom of soap dispensers, etc. if not cleaned as regularly as they should.

Dude, I just cleaned that shlarm off of the sink. It was so nasty!!

shlarm by the bluegrass baby January 13, 2011

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Shlarmy

To feel sunken or lacking in shape; to feel like a worm, or a sack of flesh without bones.

Did you see Johnny the other day? The poor slob hasn’t been to the gym all week, he’s looking a bit shlarmy.

Shlarmy by ShlarmWow3846 May 25, 2023

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Shlarpled

The act of throwing someone or something off a bridge.

Did you hear that Thomas shlarpled his brother yesterday. So sad.

Shlarpled by Shlarple king February 6, 2018

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Pussy Shlarp

Different than regular Shlarp, Pussy shlarp is defined as a runny milky clear substance your female partner ejaculates from her vagina.

Baby i’m so sorry i’m not us usually such a pussy shlarp squirter

Pussy Shlarp by HiMommyGSpot October 30, 2022

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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