shlarmp

To cheat on a spelling test

"Yo, did you here that Isaac shlarmped?"

by Monkeynuts38 January 14, 2024

Shlamped

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

Shlarpee

The proper way of saying slushie.

Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.

by swolber January 10, 2010

shlarm

the slimy stuff found on the bottom of soap dispensers, etc. if not cleaned as regularly as they should.

Dude, I just cleaned that shlarm off of the sink. It was so nasty!!

by the bluegrass baby January 13, 2011

Shlarmy

To feel sunken or lacking in shape; to feel like a worm, or a sack of flesh without bones.

Did you see Johnny the other day? The poor slob hasn’t been to the gym all week, he’s looking a bit shlarmy.

by ShlarmWow3846 May 25, 2023

Shlarpled

The act of throwing someone or something off a bridge.

Did you hear that Thomas shlarpled his brother yesterday. So sad.

by Shlarple king February 6, 2018

Pussy Shlarp

Different than regular Shlarp, Pussy shlarp is defined as a runny milky clear substance your female partner ejaculates from her vagina.

Baby i’m so sorry i’m not us usually such a pussy shlarp squirter

by HiMommyGSpot October 30, 2022