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Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.
Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019
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Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!
shmoobs by koworot April 28, 2013
something too cute to handle

ADORABLE
what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy
shmoof by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010

shmooboo 

A weird word that girlfriends call their boyfriend
Oh, hi shmooboo
shmooboo by li3h2dkewjdewdwe November 22, 2018
A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.
chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.
shmoompa by bendaroo February 22, 2009
A shimoo is a name for any girl with a last name that starts with sh that reminds you of a cute cow. They dont have to have cow-like features but resemble a happy cow in personality.

Female calves can also be called shimoos and at night if you hear a faint shimooing sound, it means a cute cow is having a cute and happy dream. It is very rare to hear this shimooing sound as it is only made by female calves but if you really try to listen you may hear it, anywhere in the world.
Boy: "Can you hear that shimoo?? can you hear it? can you?"
Mum: " There's no such thing as a shimoo, darling, its probably just the wind"
Boy: " No its rare but I heard it, it was having a happy dream"

Friend: " Hey shimoo,your so cute and happy"
Girl with the last name Shimada: " Aww, thanks
Shimoo by Kagetora2812 June 10, 2011