The uncomfortable 2-3 minutes after pooping where you don’t want to stand, sit, walk, or really do anything.
by AlBauce April 11, 2019
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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by STIZEL April 13, 2020
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a very annoying dog.
friend "dude, your shmoog is barking again.." or guy: " hey what happened to your dog?" other guy: " it was a shmoog.. it had to go."
by fart69-1945 June 09, 2011
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noun;
Someone who is uncool. Thinks he/she is more important than others. You would call someone that when they did something ridiculous or said something humorless.
Can be used as:
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Shoogy
Someone who is uncool. Thinks he/she is more important than others. You would call someone that when they did something ridiculous or said something humorless.
Can be used as:
Shmoogs
Shmoogle
Shoogy
by Gray Gray96 November 19, 2009
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