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Shmoob
A sexy individual who is outrageously ridiculous in every way possible and can NOT be held responsible for their impulsive actions.
Shmoob by Shmoob Creator July 2, 2008
Shmoob
Shmooped
When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.
San Francisco slang.
San Francisco slang.
Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!
Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.
Johnny: Another round?
Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.
Johnny: Another round?
Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019
Schmooblydong
The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from
listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,
but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine
being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked
porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,
but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine
being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked
porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013
shmoopie
shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006
Shloob
A really cool and laid-back nigga that's sexy without even trying to be. A Shloob may seem shy at first, but they are super funny, and talented. Unfortunately, the world sleeps on him, but not for much longer. His persona is at the center of what makes him such a chick magnet. Shloob is always the star of the show.
Shloob by Mrs.Shloobtastic March 5, 2022
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.