shmoob

A shemale breast, occasionally mistaken for a boob.

Dude looking at porn: "Booooooooooooooo.....oh shit, shmoobs!" *alt-f4*

by evnidetr November 14, 2010

Shmoob

A sexy individual who is outrageously ridiculous in every way possible and can NOT be held responsible for their impulsive actions.

The most notorious Shmoobs are usually guys named John and girls named Ali or Michelle.

by Shmoob Creator July 2, 2008

Shmoob

The male version of the shoob (shoulder boob)

Hey that guys SHMOOB was all hanging out of his wife beater!!

by Shmoobly April 25, 2010

Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

by American Dad! November 3, 2013

shmoopie

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

by modenadude April 28, 2006

Shloob

A really cool and laid-back nigga that's sexy without even trying to be. A Shloob may seem shy at first, but they are super funny, and talented. Unfortunately, the world sleeps on him, but not for much longer. His persona is at the center of what makes him such a chick magnet. Shloob is always the star of the show.

He calls himself shloob, he's so loveable.

by Mrs.Shloobtastic March 5, 2022