shizzerts

An expression (sometimes a noun) used by an individual who wants to seem cool. Might be at par with "That's so fetch!".

1. "I can't deal with all the shizzerts!" Matt complained.
2. "Shizzerts!"
3. "You are full of shizzerts," Harry observed.

by Recio August 12, 2007

fo' shizzeth thy nizzeth

What Snoop Dogg would say if he were Jesus

It's a damn phrase, meant to be used alone

fo' shizzeth thy nizzeth

by Piroko December 21, 2003

Shizertown

A place where you want to have sexual intercourse with someone

"Damn I took that bitch to Shizertown!"

by Ad vin cula October 15, 2021

skizzert

A skizzert is a very powerful way of saying stop talking. When someone is talking and you want them to stop, while they are in the middle of their sentence (after they started to say a word and not at a pause in their sentence) put your hand about 1/2 - 3/4 inches away from their face and say skizzert. When you say skizzert don't say it too fast, or you will skizzert your-self which will be very humiliating for you and you will be laughed at. You should say it at the same speed as you would any other word in a conversation so it seems slick.

person one: Hey Mikey what are we....

Person two: Skizzert!

Person one: doi (slur the rest of the words)

This is a true story!!!!

by Keith "the k man" January 5, 2009

Pizzer Shizzer

The act of taking a piss at the urinal while suddenly becoming overcome with flatulence. Once farting begins, a distinct understanding of the difference between a fart while pissing and the infamous Pizzer Shizzer overcomes subject.

I was pissing at the urinal when I decided to blow a huge fart; I realized very quickly that I had just experienced a Pizzer Shizzer and I should've used the stall.

by LOJO2011 July 28, 2011

Shizzerbabbeler

A really BIG SHIT TALKER!

Oh Man! Andrew is one BIG SHIZZERBABBELER who needs to get his fuckin ass kicked!

by Cortney Johnsonn March 29, 2004

slizzers

paper cuts on your penis.

Yo, I was listening to that "like A G6" song and thought they were saying "when we drink we do it right getting slizzers." but they weren't. so I looked it up on urban dictionary and "slizzers" was not defined. So I defined it as "paper cuts on your dick." which makes the song better

by Jizzfactorychoclatewangstar October 29, 2010