A skizzert is a very powerful way of saying stop talking. When someone is talking and you want them to stop, while they are in the middle of their sentence (after they started to say a word and not at a pause in their sentence) put your hand about 1/2 - 3/4 inches away from their face and say skizzert. When you say skizzert don't say it too fast, or you will skizzert your-self which will be very humiliating for you and you will be laughed at. You should say it at the same speed as you would any other word in a conversation so it seems slick.

person one: Hey Mikey what are we....

Person two: Skizzert!

Person one: doi (slur the rest of the words)

This is a true story!!!!

skizzert by Keith "the k man" January 5, 2009

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Pizzer Shizzer

The act of taking a piss at the urinal while suddenly becoming overcome with flatulence. Once farting begins, a distinct understanding of the difference between a fart while pissing and the infamous Pizzer Shizzer overcomes subject.

I was pissing at the urinal when I decided to blow a huge fart; I realized very quickly that I had just experienced a Pizzer Shizzer and I should've used the stall.

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Shizzerbabbeler

A really BIG SHIT TALKER!

Oh Man! Andrew is one BIG SHIZZERBABBELER who needs to get his fuckin ass kicked!

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slizzers

paper cuts on your penis.

Yo, I was listening to that "like A G6" song and thought they were saying "when we drink we do it right getting slizzers." but they weren't. so I looked it up on urban dictionary and "slizzers" was not defined. So I defined it as "paper cuts on your dick." which makes the song better

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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