slizzers

paper cuts on your penis.

Yo, I was listening to that "like A G6" song and thought they were saying "when we drink we do it right getting slizzers." but they weren't. so I looked it up on urban dictionary and "slizzers" was not defined. So I defined it as "paper cuts on your dick." which makes the song better

slizzers by Jizzfactorychoclatewangstar October 29, 2010

slizzered 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

slizzered by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

Slizzered 

The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar

I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!

Slizzered by Serra November 10, 2003

slizzer 

Drunk, Hangover, over tired and sick from the body recovering from intoxication.

"Im still slizzer from the night before"

slizzer by Ryan814 September 9, 2005

Slazzershotted 

(adj.) Takes "slizzard" to the next level. When one is slazzershotted, they are beyond turnt, fucked up, sauced, and any other word to describe being heavily intoxicated. Featured at an epic Bristol CT party entitled OGFS (Operation Get Fucking Slazzershotted)

"Dude, how was that banger you were at on Friday?" "Brah I got so fucking slazzershotted I couldn't think straight"

Slazzershotted by DDZ March 2, 2014

slizzered 

extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)

"Leave you like a lizard when I'm slizzered or sober" - OutKast

slizzered by Anonymous March 11, 2003

slizzering 

The act of two female reptilion bodies engaging in what is otherwise known as scissoring, hence the coined term "slizzering".

The two horny toads were in the mood, so they mounted eachother and rubbed their vagina's together; they slizzered, or were slizzering for lack of a better example.

slizzering by DevinP November 25, 2010