Shizzer 

A shizzer is when two people of any sex presses their anuses together and literally shits in eachothers ass and plays with eachothers pheses with theirs bum cheeks. so whoever does that could be refered to as a shizzer

i swear i felt so dirty for that was my first time last night but i really did enjoy that shizzing session we had together. does this mean i'm a shizzer now?

Shizzer by anybody who knows October 19, 2009

Pizzer Shizzer 

The act of taking a piss at the urinal while suddenly becoming overcome with flatulence. Once farting begins, a distinct understanding of the difference between a fart while pissing and the infamous Pizzer Shizzer overcomes subject.

I was pissing at the urinal when I decided to blow a huge fart; I realized very quickly that I had just experienced a Pizzer Shizzer and I should've used the stall.

Pizzer Shizzer by LOJO2011 July 28, 2011

shizzel 

the burnt edge on a fried egg

Mom: What do you want for breakfast?
Jamie: I'll have fried eggs - but no shizzel!

shizzel by june t August 11, 2014

slizzered 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

slizzered by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

Shyzzer 

(pronounced: shy zr) Slang for pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense; something inferior or worthless; an exclamation word

"Shyzzer!! Did you see that old woman run over that poor mail man??"

"Shyzzer, I forgot to call my parentals."

Shyzzer by DanceCrier April 16, 2008

Shizzard 

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.

I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard

Shizzard by Ellbobby February 21, 2011

Shizzed 

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.

I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.

Shizzed by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020