A skizzert is a very powerful way of saying stop talking. When someone is talking and you want them to stop, while they are in the middle of their sentence (after they started to say a word and not at a pause in their sentence) put your hand about 1/2 - 3/4 inches away from their face and say skizzert. When you say skizzert don't say it too fast, or you will skizzert your-self which will be very humiliating for you and you will be laughed at. You should say it at the same speed as you would any other word in a conversation so it seems slick.
person one: Hey Mikey what are we....
Person two: Skizzert!
Person one: doi (slur the rest of the words)
This is a true story!!!!
Person two: Skizzert!
Person one: doi (slur the rest of the words)
This is a true story!!!!
by Keith "the k man" January 5, 2009
Get the skizzert mug.When you have to shit badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. Sometimes, before your butt even hits the seat. It gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your asshole.
I had to go so badly, I ran out into the McDonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.
by Bhelm February 2, 2009
Get the skizzermaplop mug.Skizzerin is derived from "scissoring" which is a sexual practice usually done by lesbians. Wherein the practice usually entails the two women positioning themselves so their genitalia can rub together. This connotation of this word has evolved to mean when women cause drama either amongst themselves or those around them.
"Bitches be 'skizzerin'.
by McHuman Deluxe February 25, 2009
Get the skizzerin mug.skizzer: a buzz-word/name/handle referring to pseudo-intellectual references to psychiatric terminology. Root word: schizoid - emotionally detached - feeling out of it, detached, self-reflexively referring to it, but not wanting to pin anybody down about what is going on internally - because other people are too consumed with their own difficulties. Can be a "baiting" word to enable people to make lame half baked statements & to reference their own attention-deficit condition or manner
"Hey, check out the skizzer dude."
"Wasn't he catatonic?"
"You mean he didn't move a muscle for 8 hours?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"Wasn't he catatonic?"
"You mean he didn't move a muscle for 8 hours?"
"Shut the fuck up."
by Mel_Skizzer June 9, 2012
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by lesbionic skizza masta January 31, 2008
Get the skizzers mug.An expression (sometimes a noun) used by an individual who wants to seem cool. Might be at par with "That's so fetch!".
1. "I can't deal with all the shizzerts!" Matt complained.
2. "Shizzerts!"
3. "You are full of shizzerts," Harry observed.
2. "Shizzerts!"
3. "You are full of shizzerts," Harry observed.
by Recio August 12, 2007
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