skizzerin 

Skizzerin is derived from "scissoring" which is a sexual practice usually done by lesbians. Wherein the practice usually entails the two women positioning themselves so their genitalia can rub together. This connotation of this word has evolved to mean when women cause drama either amongst themselves or those around them.

"Bitches be 'skizzerin'.

skizzerin by McHuman Deluxe February 25, 2009

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

skizzin 

used to describe something that looks sharp (as in cool not pointy) or hot.

synonyms: bangin, tight, cool

1. damn son, those kicks be skizzin!

2. Joe: hey man, like my new shirt?
Richard: yeah dude, you look hella skizzin.

3. Did you see that trick i just landed? it was skizzin!

skizzin by Joseph Schmoseph April 25, 2008

skizzermaplop 

When you have to shit badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. Sometimes, before your butt even hits the seat. It gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your asshole.

I had to go so badly, I ran out into the McDonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.

skizzermaplop by Bhelm February 2, 2009

Skinnering

The action of a finger poking through toilet paper once wet during the wiping process and emerging covered in poo.

Dude, I've totally got pink eye after skinnering and rubbing my eye before I realized.

Skinnering by Zombleton Smith December 21, 2016

skizzer 

skizzer: a buzz-word/name/handle referring to pseudo-intellectual references to psychiatric terminology. Root word: schizoid - emotionally detached - feeling out of it, detached, self-reflexively referring to it, but not wanting to pin anybody down about what is going on internally - because other people are too consumed with their own difficulties. Can be a "baiting" word to enable people to make lame half baked statements & to reference their own attention-deficit condition or manner

"Hey, check out the skizzer dude."
"Wasn't he catatonic?"
"You mean he didn't move a muscle for 8 hours?"
"Shut the fuck up."

skizzer by Mel_Skizzer June 9, 2012

Skinnering

Verb: To be a dick, asshole or fuck face intentionally and specifically to your friends for personal enjoyment.

Josh is always such an asshole To his friends. He is constantly Skinnering them.

The next time josh skinners me I will lose my shit.

Skinnering by Jkyboy September 7, 2016